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Joe

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As soon as I'm 18 I'm going to vote for you guys. But, if you had to say, which one of the 3 main political parties are you most like, or I you can't decide, would you be left or right wing?
webmasters reply: I think we are just a little bit above the bottom left of the middle right. Thankyou.

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Kiera Davidson

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I love this party! I'm only 16 at the moment, so can't vote, but you guys appeal to the younger generation sooo much!! I've created a fan page on facebook, trying to get you guys more votes for any election you may run in in the future :) MRLP FTW!!!!! :3

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Hannah Turner

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Dear Loony Party.. We think that the best policy you have is the terrorist one where you say about them having no beards. We agree, they are scary. And if we were to be blown up; we agree that we would rather be blown up by a man with no beard. This would be far less scary, :) K FANX BYE Love From Hannah Hana Josie Lauren :)

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Jimmy Brightwell

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99p coin!! I love you ahhhh!!

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Dr. Briefcase

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i.e. I think you make it illigal for policemen to take off their uniform. Policemen should be made to work 24/7 in order to keep the country safe from liberal democrats. It is, after all their job, and they should shoot all lib dems on sight. Any policemen not working 24/7 should be subjected to replacing our cleaners in the local primary schools - therefore making the cleaners policemen (no training required).

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Bill Broadway

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I Love The Monster Raving Looney Party And I think My son matty should become a member cos hes a rate looney!!!!! WOOOOHH LOONEY!!!!

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Mr.Biggins

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I would love to vote for another party but there are no other parties worth voting for. Vote for insanity you know it makes cents!(or is that pence?)

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Jim "Faux 6 " Williams

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Greetings and Howdy! from the undeclared declared leader of the newly enabling Un-Official Monster Raving Loony Party of the United States of America (MRLPUSA). In the unifying spirit of international Us in Opposition to Everything in Opposition to Us, I declare unilateral peace between Loonies both UK or US, whether or not George III, House of Hanover, or George Washington, House of Pancakes, approve.
I wish to thank Howlin Laud Hope for his approval and encouragement of the founding of MRLPUSA. We subscribe to the spirit of your Manifesto and its Proposals, known in the MRLPUSA as our Platform and Planks, respectively, and respectfully wish to add to its breadth and scope the following Felinist Proposals and Planks as a tribute to Cat Mandu:
The Felinist Suffrage Amendments
1.a. One cat, at least one vote. b. Two if Tabby. c. Never trust a man who doesn't like cats. 2.a. No votes for dogs, they will only vote the way their masters tell them to. b. For Census purposes, each dog shall be counted as 3/5ths of a cat.
In my first act of Loony-see, Loony-do, I herewith announce my faux candidacy for faux Mayoralty of the faux town of Myassa, Florida. This is merely the beginning of my faux campaign for World Faux Dominance. Beware the Faux World Order at your own peril! Well, not us Loonies, but everyone else.
My faux Cat-binet shall include the following cats:
Ra, Lyta Cheetah, Zathras (Mr. Ass) and Harlequin Puddleston Frey-Williams. None of them are faux.
In my parting statement, I suggest to my fellow citizens of Florida that if you don't like people who speak Spanish, get out of Florida.
Respectfauxly, Faux 6, MRLPUSA If you wish to see the current MRLPUSA Loony-symp faux artifacts, go to: http://www.zazzle.co.uk/Myassaboy

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Sam

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This website made me lol alot. This is why you guys should be the ones running the country. Sorry i lold some more at the above statement.... Lol

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